We ask the important questions like "Would Chris Farley have done drama?" and "Are introverts real?" (No, and yes respectively) Joe's audio craps out around 24 minutes, but he hangs on. It's been at least 2 episodes since we've had an audio issue, so we were overdue!
The guys discuss the importance of exposition of porn, and breakdown the itinerary of the new Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser resort at Disney!
The show starts with another Jurassic Park discussion, which we caught before the show even really started. It’s off the rails after that with ghosts, picking a person to finger your butt for health, and what is moons?
Which came first, the elevator or the skyscraper? Did George Washington Carver invent them? So many questions this week, not the least of which is "When the hell is Joe going to see Jaws?"
The UFO report is here: Aliens, humans, or humans… from the future? The best of the cereal mascots duke it out in a battle for supremacy. And what is the deal with Humpty Dumpty? What a fancy eggman.
The grisly reality of Spider-Men(Persons); Harrison Ford and Danny DeVito are pretty spry for their age; the obsession with murder porn in the zeitgeist; and a wild but somehow true (because Florida) tale of baby tossing.
We don’t exactly hate the new Mortal Kombat movie (spoilery details), Sean downplays the epidemic of suicide and drug overdose (hilarious), somehow we squeeze in more love for that weirdo Tom Cruise, and we share some details about our time as roommates.
We dive into a very specific portion of Jurassic Park and its famous director, which leads us into a discussion about whether Harrison Ford is a jerk. We also consider a Mission: Impossible / Bond crossover and delve once again into the scientific certainty that we're living in a simulation.