Episodes

Tuesday Apr 05, 2022
128 - Keep Your Joy Inside Yourself
Tuesday Apr 05, 2022
Tuesday Apr 05, 2022
What was Star Wars bad at, and why are parents bad at watching movies, what mead is, and who survives the coming nuclear apocalypse? This week on ALN!

Tuesday Mar 22, 2022
127 - Everyone is Hamburger
Tuesday Mar 22, 2022
Tuesday Mar 22, 2022
How do you know if you're a ghost? Do ghosts have safe-words? What CAN'T you do on a holodeck, really? Just some of the critically important questions asked and answered this week on ALN!

Tuesday Mar 08, 2022
126 - Binocles, Bionicles, Bonicles! AKA Purple Burglar Alarm
Tuesday Mar 08, 2022
Tuesday Mar 08, 2022
This week we learn what Joe does for a living, and propose some cyberpunk eyewear. Sean gives a rave review to a show eight years too late, and we tackle the import questions regarding Star Trek TNG.

Tuesday Feb 22, 2022
125 - Pippi Longstocking was a Demigod
Tuesday Feb 22, 2022
Tuesday Feb 22, 2022
Mike's out sick this week, so Joe and Sean have a fundraiser for him. During it Joe learns about Pippi Longstocking, and both boys talk about The Book of Boba Fett.

Tuesday Feb 08, 2022
124 - The Nature of Cans, AN GAH JHAY!
Tuesday Feb 08, 2022
Tuesday Feb 08, 2022
What kind of person is the most bat-like? Do fanboats actually have captains? Speaking of captains, STAR TREK! More holodeck fucking!

Tuesday Jan 25, 2022
123 - Do You Mind if I Set Up My Bees in Here?
Tuesday Jan 25, 2022
Tuesday Jan 25, 2022
We talk about the two types of zombies: the magic kind and the science kind. And for some reason, Ian Ziering is heavily featured in a lengthy, bee-centric discussion. Finally, more video games should make you feel like a badass.

Tuesday Jan 11, 2022
122 - That’s Some Good-Lookin’ Urine
Tuesday Jan 11, 2022
Tuesday Jan 11, 2022
Space is all fun and games till you realize what you’re drinking and eating. Equally disappointing, Mike learns that beloved shows from his youth were flagrant cash grabs. And finally, we talk about gaming’s biggest developers and the arc of either overreach or redemption commonly seen in the industry.

Tuesday Jan 04, 2022
121 - Sneak-Attack Sax aka Extravagantly Laserbeam People in Half
Tuesday Jan 04, 2022
Tuesday Jan 04, 2022
We’re asking the important questions again! Like “What is Numbers?”, “What kind of incest is better?”, “Is taking over the world too much admin?”, and “Do you remember tapes?”

Tuesday Dec 21, 2021
120 - Golden Instruments, Golden Showers
Tuesday Dec 21, 2021
Tuesday Dec 21, 2021
Joe witnesses something scandalous, which leads discussion into familiar territory, such as the pros and cons of being the front end of a human centipede. Also, why is smoking still bad for you? We can make self-driving cars but we can’t figure out a healthy cigarette? Nonsense.

Tuesday Dec 14, 2021
119 - Bigfoot Scat!
Tuesday Dec 14, 2021
Tuesday Dec 14, 2021
Bigfoot is REAL... apparently. Who says so? A SCIENTIST. Also minor Dune spoilers like: Paul Atreides does NOT have sex with his own mother, despite Sean's desires. "What are you doing step-kwisatz haderach?"