July 27, 2021
109 - I Went Ants
This episode got pretty drunk. Mike started that way, but Joe and Sean catch up before the end. Walks down memory lane, who has the worst organs, and how both LifeAlert and LifeLock work/worked.
Episodes
The show starts with another Jurassic Park discussion, which we caught before the show even really started. It’s off the rails after that with ghosts, picking a person to finger your butt for health, and what is moons?
July 6, 2021
107 - I’m Just a Simple Money-Shootin’, Alligator-Heistin’, Bank-Drivin’, Mummy Doctor With a License to Kill
Which came first, the elevator or the skyscraper? Did George Washington Carver invent them? So many questions this week, not the least of which is "When the hell is Joe going to see Jaws?"
The UFO report is here: Aliens, humans, or humans… from the future? The best of the cereal mascots duke it out in a battle for supremacy. And what is the deal with Humpty Dumpty? What a fancy eggman.
June 22, 2021
105 - Basement Dwellers With Multiple Skeletons
The grisly reality of Spider-Men(Persons); Harrison Ford and Danny DeVito are pretty spry for their age; the obsession with murder porn in the zeitgeist; and a wild but somehow true (because Florida) tale of baby tossing.
June 15, 2021
104 - Lieutenant Dan, You Fancy!
We don’t exactly hate the new Mortal Kombat movie (spoilery details), Sean downplays the epidemic of suicide and drug overdose (hilarious), somehow we squeeze in more love for that weirdo Tom Cruise, and we share some details about our time as roommates.
June 8, 2021
103 - Out of Comission Impossible
We dive into a very specific portion of Jurassic Park and its famous director, which leads us into a discussion about whether Harrison Ford is a jerk. We also consider a Mission: Impossible / Bond crossover and delve once again into the scientific certainty that we're living in a simulation.
June 1, 2021
102 - I Don’t Want to Steal Your Asshole Thunder
This low energy episode covers surprise ancient religious rituals, second puberties, and whether or not sex-gnomes have day jobs.
May 25, 2021
101 - Can Bees Has Knees? / I Know Whale Penises
Klingon currency and delicious garbage. Do you think games used to be easier? No, Sean, they did not. Do you think movie composers used to be better? Yeah, they kind of did. BY MENNEN!
May 18, 2021
100 - The Beard Stays
Our 100th episode, celebrated by celebrities and regular humans alike! See who stops by! And who loves Joe’s beard! *EDITED BY MIKE PERRETTO*
